Quotes
Here are some quotes from the Twilight Series. Some of them are really funny and I wouldn't be surprised if some of you were laughing.

"I promise this will be the last time you see me" Edward Cullen
"Would it be childish of me to hide in your closet?" Edward Cullen
"It's healthy to ditch class once in a while" Edward Cullen
"Does my half being naked bother you?" Jacob Black
"I don't have leeches on speed dial" Jacob Black
"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner" Bella Swan
"How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" Alice Cullen
"Which is tempting you more, my body or my blood?" Bella Swan
"Of all of the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving?" Edward Cullen
"How long have you been seventeen?" Bella Swan "A while" Edward Cullen
"Do I dazzle you?" Edward Cullen
"And you're worried, not because you are headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?" Edward Cullen
"If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it." Edward Cullen
"I hear voices in my mind and you're worried that you're the freak?" Edward Cullen
"Oh, I'm with the vampires, of course" Bella Swan
"That's practically an insult, the way you look right now. You're much more than beautiful" Edward Cullen
"What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you,and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!" Edward Cullen
"You... don't... want me?" Bella Swan
"I'm dead, right?" I moaned. "I did drown. Crap, crap, crap! This is gonna kill Charlie." Bella Swan
"Well I'm sorry I can't be the right kind of monster for you Bella!" Jacob Black
"You are exactly my brand of heroine." Edward Cullen
"You're wrong you know. You are worth it." Jasper Hale
"If I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." Edward Cullen
"Bella, would you please stop trying to take your cloths off?" Edward Cullen
"Technically, I can't ever sleep with you" Edward Cullen
"Your hair looks like a haystack, I like it." Edward Cullen
"Friends don't let friends drive drunk" Edward Cullen
"Marry me first." Edward Cullen
"Fall down again Bella?" Emmett Cullen
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That one is for Emmett!